Rest assured, your mom meant well. But she might have been unwittingly throwing you into a self-destructive path to compulsive overeating. But hey! No harm, no foul -- only diabetes, heart disease and high cholesterol, right?
I'm exaggerating, but what's a little hyperbole among friends? Maybe I should explain before I start throwing punches, accusations and yo' mama jokes. Well, here we go:
Overeating is like having to fire somebody. When you first try it out, it sucks. It's gut-wrenching, time slows down, you start to tear up a little and you wish you could take everything back because what are they going to do now? Your stomach and your employee's adorable children all cry out for mercy, but you have to do it -- otherwise you don't get dessert.
After a few more times through, it gets easier. You gradually grow numb to the desperate, helpless whining of your unsettled stomach/suddenly unemployed underling. Enough gorging yourself or corporate downsizing and you'll stop feeling even the slightest twinge of guilt or bloated nausea. You even start enjoying it.
Allow me to illustrate: Once upon a time I was in Spain, living with a wonderfully grumpy lady who liked to make fun of my Spanish and regularly scold me for the way I dressed myself.
But when she wasn't busy making my study-abroad experience the amazing, life-changing, paradigm-rattling, blah yadda blah, multiculturalism, etc. experience that it was, she liked to make me and my roommates enormous meals of ham and/or mayonnaise and/or olive oil. (Spanish national diet in a greasy nutshell. Drenched in gazpacho.)
Naturally, she stuffed us like burritos -- which is odd, because few people in Spain even know what a burrito is. At first I was acutely aware of my appetite, wincing with every superfluous spoonful of lentils and fried pork I shoveled down my convulsive oropharynx, anxiously attempting to act with some semblance of courtesy for my host mother. (She really was great, I promise.)
It got easier later on, but I realized something had changed inside me once I left Spain and returned to the land of more reasonable portion sizes. (France. Not America by any means.)
Conditioned to turn off my satiation signals like silencing a phone, I found myself overeating by default. I would try to listen to my appetite and gauge my hunger, but it was like looking for gelatin in a ball pit -- by which I mean challenging, and a far bit more slimy and queasy than a needle in a haystack.
I've worked hard to strengthen that instinct again since, but I can't shake the feeling that training our children from birth to ignore these sorts of messages from their bodies might be a bad idea.
It's also funny that we manage to use global poverty ("There are children starving in Africa/Asia/the streets of any major city") to help inculcate bad eating habits and lay the lipidous groundwork for later binge eating and obesity.
But maybe funny isn't the right word.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/10/step-back-from-the-plate
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Thursday, October 3, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Call me crazy, but then what? (Cries from the Peanut Gallery DTH column)
So we as a society see someone do something crazy, right? Crazy here meaning demonstrably irrational -- something we can't imagine ourselves doing, be it climbing a water tower, whispering madly to oneself about gophers, wearing clashing plaids or mass murder.
"Well, that's insane," we say to ourselves. "Totally senseless." We call it "crazy," and that's descriptive. It describes how alien the action is to us.
Then we look at the particular perpetrator of this act, and as with the act, we attempt to understand them -- not so much a conscious thing, but more of an automatic reaction where our brain sees something new and instinctively tries to wrap itself around it like white blood cells digesting a bacterial infection.
Failing to understand this person, we call him or her crazy. This is also descriptive -- we're noting that this particular person is in the habit of doing things we find to be eccentric, unnerving or horrifying in a conventional, logical or moral sense.
Here's where it gets tricky. Having bracketed off the actor and actions as "loony," our brain can simply stop trying to understand them. And then suddenly, "crazy" becomes more than descriptive. Now it's an explanation.
Now the "crazy" of the person is the reason and the origin of the "crazy" actions that we've been failing to comprehend. What'd they do? Oh my God, that's insane. Why'd they do it? Oh my God, it's because they're insane -- case closed, that's all there is to it.
This is misleading for a number of reasons. Also dangerous.
Up until now we've been using the word only to diagnose people and actions in terms of our particular view of the world. But this "crazy" can be easily conflated with the "crazy" that implies a professional medical diagnosis, which brings with it a greater sense of legitimacy.
But we might as well confuse the anecdotal and the medical crazies for now, because they're both a part of the same big fallacy.
We're assuming this irrational person is a closed system -- a little line segment of insanity unto itself that shares absolutely no points with any other ray, line or quadrilateral of earthly existence or humanity.
We can't even be parallel to the crazy line, because that would imply some sort of common trajectory, which is ridiculous because they're crazy and I don't know why.
And equipping ourselves with fancy medical terminology that attempts to do more than describe the crazy only perpetuates this problem. Oh, they have a disease -- chemicals in their brain made them do it.
But chemicals in our brain are responsible for everything we do. Every time I get angry you could simply ignore any of the possible causes of my anger and blame the chemicals in my brain -- and you'd be right!
But you'd be missing something. And it'd probably just make me angrier.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/09/col-0919
"Well, that's insane," we say to ourselves. "Totally senseless." We call it "crazy," and that's descriptive. It describes how alien the action is to us.
Then we look at the particular perpetrator of this act, and as with the act, we attempt to understand them -- not so much a conscious thing, but more of an automatic reaction where our brain sees something new and instinctively tries to wrap itself around it like white blood cells digesting a bacterial infection.
Failing to understand this person, we call him or her crazy. This is also descriptive -- we're noting that this particular person is in the habit of doing things we find to be eccentric, unnerving or horrifying in a conventional, logical or moral sense.
Here's where it gets tricky. Having bracketed off the actor and actions as "loony," our brain can simply stop trying to understand them. And then suddenly, "crazy" becomes more than descriptive. Now it's an explanation.
Now the "crazy" of the person is the reason and the origin of the "crazy" actions that we've been failing to comprehend. What'd they do? Oh my God, that's insane. Why'd they do it? Oh my God, it's because they're insane -- case closed, that's all there is to it.
This is misleading for a number of reasons. Also dangerous.
Up until now we've been using the word only to diagnose people and actions in terms of our particular view of the world. But this "crazy" can be easily conflated with the "crazy" that implies a professional medical diagnosis, which brings with it a greater sense of legitimacy.
But we might as well confuse the anecdotal and the medical crazies for now, because they're both a part of the same big fallacy.
We're assuming this irrational person is a closed system -- a little line segment of insanity unto itself that shares absolutely no points with any other ray, line or quadrilateral of earthly existence or humanity.
We can't even be parallel to the crazy line, because that would imply some sort of common trajectory, which is ridiculous because they're crazy and I don't know why.
And equipping ourselves with fancy medical terminology that attempts to do more than describe the crazy only perpetuates this problem. Oh, they have a disease -- chemicals in their brain made them do it.
But chemicals in our brain are responsible for everything we do. Every time I get angry you could simply ignore any of the possible causes of my anger and blame the chemicals in my brain -- and you'd be right!
But you'd be missing something. And it'd probably just make me angrier.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/09/col-0919
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Go home America, you're drunk (Cries from the Peanut Gallery DTH Column)
Title credits fade. We open on a wide shot, panning across the bloody, urban desert. America is a rogue cop, fed up with the bureaucratic nonsense and moral decay of modern society. He hits the streets like a medieval cowboy, cruising through today's international wasteland, dealing out his own blend of backwoods, home-distillery justice. Vigilante justice, that is.
So look out Lex Luthor; watch out al-Assad, because when grizzled ex-detective America comes back out of retirement, no one is safe from his hairy, irrational bravado.
But wait! "Rogue cop" feels far too 20th century -- and a little too straightforward as far as moral logic is concerned. That's obviously America for some, but I'm not satisfied yet. Let's try that again.
America is a superhero (global superpower, right?). But not one of those infallible and covertly jingoistic heroes like Captain America or Superman -- although there's definitely something of America in both of them.
No, America is one of those morally ambiguous heroes, like Batman, the Punisher, the Boondock Saints or someone from the "Watchmen." (And who watches the Watchmen? Certainly not the U.N.)
But letting America be Batman is giving the nation far too much credit. Clever and resourceful? Maybe. Ignorant of laws and customs, here and abroad? Well, yeah. Vengeful and affluent? Most definitely.
But Batman is at least aware of his collateral damage -- not to mention subtle (don't make me laugh, CIA). He has the foresight to understand that his actions have consequences, and that people he hurts might get angry and try to hurt him back.
And then there's that not insignificant ethical factor about Batman's aversion to guns and murder. I can't think of many superheroes who'd feel all right with bombing the biological daylights out of Baghdad or indiscriminately killing with assault drones.
America is a caped crusader, fighting for principles more essential and basic than any codified set of "laws." It's funny though that "caped crusader" has "crusade" built right in, which is pretty much modern shorthand for "severely misplaced fervor based on a sense of one's own cultural or national superiority, easily giving rise to violent irrationality."
I should be clear: These are Americas of the past (I hope). Bruce Wayne isn't that bad a guy! And I'm not saying vigilante justice is always inherently wrong. (Lord knows we might've used some in Rwanda.)
But America the Exceptional is that crusty old vigilante who keeps dramatically faking his death just to unexpectedly and "reluctantly" come out of retirement again -- as soon as another foolish young cop or endangered nation-state comes along to draw him out of the manor and into the street of extralegal intervention one more time.
So let's get out of that manor on the hill and find a different route. We can participate in some round-table discussions and make Gotham a little brighter. But let's put away that cape and cowl for good.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/09/col-0905
So look out Lex Luthor; watch out al-Assad, because when grizzled ex-detective America comes back out of retirement, no one is safe from his hairy, irrational bravado.
But wait! "Rogue cop" feels far too 20th century -- and a little too straightforward as far as moral logic is concerned. That's obviously America for some, but I'm not satisfied yet. Let's try that again.
America is a superhero (global superpower, right?). But not one of those infallible and covertly jingoistic heroes like Captain America or Superman -- although there's definitely something of America in both of them.
No, America is one of those morally ambiguous heroes, like Batman, the Punisher, the Boondock Saints or someone from the "Watchmen." (And who watches the Watchmen? Certainly not the U.N.)
But letting America be Batman is giving the nation far too much credit. Clever and resourceful? Maybe. Ignorant of laws and customs, here and abroad? Well, yeah. Vengeful and affluent? Most definitely.
But Batman is at least aware of his collateral damage -- not to mention subtle (don't make me laugh, CIA). He has the foresight to understand that his actions have consequences, and that people he hurts might get angry and try to hurt him back.
And then there's that not insignificant ethical factor about Batman's aversion to guns and murder. I can't think of many superheroes who'd feel all right with bombing the biological daylights out of Baghdad or indiscriminately killing with assault drones.
America is a caped crusader, fighting for principles more essential and basic than any codified set of "laws." It's funny though that "caped crusader" has "crusade" built right in, which is pretty much modern shorthand for "severely misplaced fervor based on a sense of one's own cultural or national superiority, easily giving rise to violent irrationality."
I should be clear: These are Americas of the past (I hope). Bruce Wayne isn't that bad a guy! And I'm not saying vigilante justice is always inherently wrong. (Lord knows we might've used some in Rwanda.)
But America the Exceptional is that crusty old vigilante who keeps dramatically faking his death just to unexpectedly and "reluctantly" come out of retirement again -- as soon as another foolish young cop or endangered nation-state comes along to draw him out of the manor and into the street of extralegal intervention one more time.
So let's get out of that manor on the hill and find a different route. We can participate in some round-table discussions and make Gotham a little brighter. But let's put away that cape and cowl for good.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/09/col-0905
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Let's all go play spot the zebra (Cries from the Peanut Gallery DTH column)
On lazy afternoons, when I get bored of worrying about the future or forgetting to plan for it, I like to wander down lists of published scientific studies, just waiting until I'm surprised. I recommend it!
Of course a lot of them are just common sense. Do we really need science to confirm for us that confidence is attractive or peer pressure is effective? And that chocolate makes people happy? Well duh, that's why we eat it.
It's the surprise that's important. I want the weird ones that make me immediately skeptical or confused. I want the ones that come barreling in out of nowhere, making my interpretive schemata do a somersaulting belly flop in my prefrontal cortex.
Did you know ADHD in children has been linked to obesity later on? Also, crazy and creative people have eerily similar brains, and whiskey can be good for you! And by the way, every rise and fall of violent crime in the last half-century has been closely and strongly linked to changing rates of childhood lead exposure.
You see, as I'm learning, I don't want my new facts to just fit happily in with my view of the world like a toy poodle poking his head out of a pillowcase. I want to see them rip into my self-contained ideological paradigm like a dachshund trying to dig candy out of a Christmas stocking.
As humans, we're really good at interpreting everything in a way that conveniently leaves all our basic assumptions and prejudices intact.
Our worldviews come equipped with dense turtle shells for shielding themselves, for weathering the storm of new ideas. We're replete with defense mechanisms like a wealthy family in the suburbs, using fiberglass and cotton to insulate ourselves against different or contrary ways of thinking.
So exposing yourself to different ways of thinking is just a way of stretching and stress-testing your too-comfortable worldview. You can look up studies online or just find someone to debate with -- preferably someone you angrily disagree with.
(If your first instinct after they voice their opinion is to punch them, then it's going to be a productive discussion, assuming you don't punch them.)
It's like I'm taking my confirmation bias out for a walk. It nods a lot, shakes its head and tuts-tuts disparagingly, pees on a mailbox once or twice and then yips and drags me forward if it catches a whiff of anything about mental health or international terrorism.
Every now and then, however, a zebra nosedives out of the woods and gives my perspectival mutt the scare of its life.
Or what looked originally like a sedentary neighbor charges up and bites its tail off, and I'm left trying to patch up a bloody stump on my conceptual understanding of human society.
But it heals fast, and I'm better for it. And it's good for the heart! Not unlike whiskey, apparently.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/08/col-0822
Of course a lot of them are just common sense. Do we really need science to confirm for us that confidence is attractive or peer pressure is effective? And that chocolate makes people happy? Well duh, that's why we eat it.
It's the surprise that's important. I want the weird ones that make me immediately skeptical or confused. I want the ones that come barreling in out of nowhere, making my interpretive schemata do a somersaulting belly flop in my prefrontal cortex.
Did you know ADHD in children has been linked to obesity later on? Also, crazy and creative people have eerily similar brains, and whiskey can be good for you! And by the way, every rise and fall of violent crime in the last half-century has been closely and strongly linked to changing rates of childhood lead exposure.
You see, as I'm learning, I don't want my new facts to just fit happily in with my view of the world like a toy poodle poking his head out of a pillowcase. I want to see them rip into my self-contained ideological paradigm like a dachshund trying to dig candy out of a Christmas stocking.
As humans, we're really good at interpreting everything in a way that conveniently leaves all our basic assumptions and prejudices intact.
Our worldviews come equipped with dense turtle shells for shielding themselves, for weathering the storm of new ideas. We're replete with defense mechanisms like a wealthy family in the suburbs, using fiberglass and cotton to insulate ourselves against different or contrary ways of thinking.
So exposing yourself to different ways of thinking is just a way of stretching and stress-testing your too-comfortable worldview. You can look up studies online or just find someone to debate with -- preferably someone you angrily disagree with.
(If your first instinct after they voice their opinion is to punch them, then it's going to be a productive discussion, assuming you don't punch them.)
It's like I'm taking my confirmation bias out for a walk. It nods a lot, shakes its head and tuts-tuts disparagingly, pees on a mailbox once or twice and then yips and drags me forward if it catches a whiff of anything about mental health or international terrorism.
Every now and then, however, a zebra nosedives out of the woods and gives my perspectival mutt the scare of its life.
Or what looked originally like a sedentary neighbor charges up and bites its tail off, and I'm left trying to patch up a bloody stump on my conceptual understanding of human society.
But it heals fast, and I'm better for it. And it's good for the heart! Not unlike whiskey, apparently.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/08/col-0822
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Quick Hits/Daily Dose (DTH Opinion)
Pretty boy bomber
Rolling Stone drew severe criticism with its decision to run a charmingly unkempt photo of Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on its latest cover. It's touchy, I know, but isn't it a bit petty to insist we only run unflattering photos of killers? Delving into his psyche is infinitely more worthwhile than doing Kanye's again, anyway.
Boxill debacle
Emails coming to light over the weekend reveal faculty chairwoman Jan Boxill redacted the 2012 report on academic fraud explicitly to avoid NCAA repercussions. We should be over this by now, but no, there's always more. Boxill, really? Did integrity just not occur to you? You literally wrote the book on sports ethics.
Roll over for rights
North Carolina took a brave step forward in the humane fight for canine rights last week with a bill allowing police to break into locked cars to free pets left in the heat. This is huge for animal welfare and basic moral values, but it's a little concerning when lawmakers show more empathy for furry quadrupeds than poor people.
Brits bust smut
The UK's David Cameron unveiled a wide range of puritanical new policies Monday aimed at censoring online porn. If England is our mother country, does that mean we should be embarrassed when she talks about sex? Maybe we're estranged enough by this point to laugh instead of feeling humiliated by association.
Dubai adopts gold standard
Public health officials in Dubai could be putting Weight Watchers and Michelle Obama out of a job with their latest initiative.
Instead of teaching good habits or trying to make it easier for dieters to eat healthy meals, they're cutting all the fatty gimmicks and getting down to the meaty, capitalistic core: bribery.
For every kilogram (a little more than 2 pounds) participants lose, they win a gram of gold. So the government's determinedly putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to rising rates of obesity -- more than we can say for Obama and school systems across America, am I right?
But isn't this risky? Who knows what criminal element could arise from Dubai's sweaty underbelly to take advantage of the situation.
NOTED.
An enormous mobile sand dune in Tunisia is threatening Mos Espa, the birthplace of child Anakin Skywalker -- or at least the movie set from 1999.
Now the Tunisian government is acting to protect it -- because even fossils from our cultural scrap heap can be culturally significant to other nations' economies.
QUOTED.
"As we continue our journey of being a better, more relevant Taco Bell, (kids') meals and toys simply no longer make sense for us to put resources behind."
--Taco Bell, the cutting edge of modern fast food, decided Tuesday to discontinue kids' meals. But fear not! Cheese roll-ups will still be featured on the regular menu.
Rolling Stone drew severe criticism with its decision to run a charmingly unkempt photo of Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on its latest cover. It's touchy, I know, but isn't it a bit petty to insist we only run unflattering photos of killers? Delving into his psyche is infinitely more worthwhile than doing Kanye's again, anyway.
Boxill debacle
Emails coming to light over the weekend reveal faculty chairwoman Jan Boxill redacted the 2012 report on academic fraud explicitly to avoid NCAA repercussions. We should be over this by now, but no, there's always more. Boxill, really? Did integrity just not occur to you? You literally wrote the book on sports ethics.
Roll over for rights
North Carolina took a brave step forward in the humane fight for canine rights last week with a bill allowing police to break into locked cars to free pets left in the heat. This is huge for animal welfare and basic moral values, but it's a little concerning when lawmakers show more empathy for furry quadrupeds than poor people.
Brits bust smut
The UK's David Cameron unveiled a wide range of puritanical new policies Monday aimed at censoring online porn. If England is our mother country, does that mean we should be embarrassed when she talks about sex? Maybe we're estranged enough by this point to laugh instead of feeling humiliated by association.
Dubai adopts gold standard
Public health officials in Dubai could be putting Weight Watchers and Michelle Obama out of a job with their latest initiative.
Instead of teaching good habits or trying to make it easier for dieters to eat healthy meals, they're cutting all the fatty gimmicks and getting down to the meaty, capitalistic core: bribery.
For every kilogram (a little more than 2 pounds) participants lose, they win a gram of gold. So the government's determinedly putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to rising rates of obesity -- more than we can say for Obama and school systems across America, am I right?
But isn't this risky? Who knows what criminal element could arise from Dubai's sweaty underbelly to take advantage of the situation.
NOTED.
An enormous mobile sand dune in Tunisia is threatening Mos Espa, the birthplace of child Anakin Skywalker -- or at least the movie set from 1999.
Now the Tunisian government is acting to protect it -- because even fossils from our cultural scrap heap can be culturally significant to other nations' economies.
QUOTED.
"As we continue our journey of being a better, more relevant Taco Bell, (kids') meals and toys simply no longer make sense for us to put resources behind."
--Taco Bell, the cutting edge of modern fast food, decided Tuesday to discontinue kids' meals. But fear not! Cheese roll-ups will still be featured on the regular menu.
Keep students voting: Voter ID unfairly targets liberal demographics. (DTH editorial)
The voter ID bill in the N.C. General Assembly unjustly targets those groups that would vote against the Republicans in power -- and their restrictions for college students are particularly severe.
Making voting more complicated and inconvenient than it already is is the last thing the state should be doing.
One restriction says college IDs would not be valid identification for students at the polls, which would seriously discourage those students without N.C. driver's licenses.
A free alternative ID would be available, but the time and effort required to obtain it would keep some from voting.
Bill supporters say students should only vote in their home districts, but students invest a lot in their college towns and often live there after they graduate -- they're not just visitors.
The limits on students should be scrapped, and the General Assembly should shoot the entire bill down.
Republicans can't stave off millennial voters forever, but they're certainly trying.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/keep-students-voting
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Quick Hits/Daily Dose (DTH Opinion)
Immoral afternoon
State republicans held their own protest this week in response to continued Moral Monday demonstrators, called Thankful Tuesday -- so basically Thanksgiving. By which I mean full of old, outspoken white people you'd forgotten existed. It's nice to hear an opposing opinion, but my guess is they're just hired agitators.
Drop in the bucket
Cheeky pop star Justin Bieber apologized to Bill Clinton this week after a video surfaced of Bieber peeing in a mop bucket and badmouthing the former president. Clinton shrugged it off, but I'm thinking the janitor had a rougher night. The good news? TMZ finally has enough footage to make "celebrity urination" its own category.
SHARKNADO
Faced with rapidly disintegrating civil liberties, institutionalized racism and violent unrest worldwide, our only healthy reaction can be to drown ourselves in a SyFy channel original movie about a blazing whirlwind full of flying sharks wreaking bloody havoc on Los Angeles. And that's just what we did this weekend -- cope.
Rights? What rights?
Russian President Vladimir Putin recently passed a law calling for the arrest of any person openly gay or supportive of gay rights -- so you might want to tame that wardrobe if you're considering a trip. Criminalizing sexuality and opinions leaves smiles, pastels, individuality, dialogue and self-worth only so far away from restriction.
Indulge me a moment, please?
Building up spiritual treasures for yourself in the hereafter has never been easier.
For Catholic World Youth Day, Pope Francis is pardoning the people's sins -- in return for following him on Twitter. It's not a bad deal either, because how often can a simple click get you a couple of years off of your necessary time in purgatory at the end of your life?
So as part of his push to modernize the church and take advantage of social media, Francis is bringing back the indulgences that were oh-so-popular in the 15th and 16th centuries -- but with a technological wist.
Now all that's left is for a particularly Twitter-savvy Martin Luther to tap into the internet vernacular and bring this back to the people.
NOTED.
Death Valley National Park got so hot this year that park officials actually had to release a statement asking visitors to please not fry their eggs.
Apparently, hungry thrill-seekers have been frying eggs by the dozen, and now the walkways are caked with more sticky bird embryo than you can shake a stick at.
QUOTED.
"They told me the concept was to paint a picture of superheroes who protect the world."
--The dean of Thailand's top university apologized after students included Hitler on a banner of cartoon heroes. They might have gotten off easy for that one, but the Nazi salutes were a little too far.
State republicans held their own protest this week in response to continued Moral Monday demonstrators, called Thankful Tuesday -- so basically Thanksgiving. By which I mean full of old, outspoken white people you'd forgotten existed. It's nice to hear an opposing opinion, but my guess is they're just hired agitators.
Drop in the bucket
Cheeky pop star Justin Bieber apologized to Bill Clinton this week after a video surfaced of Bieber peeing in a mop bucket and badmouthing the former president. Clinton shrugged it off, but I'm thinking the janitor had a rougher night. The good news? TMZ finally has enough footage to make "celebrity urination" its own category.
SHARKNADO
Faced with rapidly disintegrating civil liberties, institutionalized racism and violent unrest worldwide, our only healthy reaction can be to drown ourselves in a SyFy channel original movie about a blazing whirlwind full of flying sharks wreaking bloody havoc on Los Angeles. And that's just what we did this weekend -- cope.
Rights? What rights?
Russian President Vladimir Putin recently passed a law calling for the arrest of any person openly gay or supportive of gay rights -- so you might want to tame that wardrobe if you're considering a trip. Criminalizing sexuality and opinions leaves smiles, pastels, individuality, dialogue and self-worth only so far away from restriction.
Indulge me a moment, please?
Building up spiritual treasures for yourself in the hereafter has never been easier.
For Catholic World Youth Day, Pope Francis is pardoning the people's sins -- in return for following him on Twitter. It's not a bad deal either, because how often can a simple click get you a couple of years off of your necessary time in purgatory at the end of your life?
So as part of his push to modernize the church and take advantage of social media, Francis is bringing back the indulgences that were oh-so-popular in the 15th and 16th centuries -- but with a technological wist.
Now all that's left is for a particularly Twitter-savvy Martin Luther to tap into the internet vernacular and bring this back to the people.
NOTED.
Death Valley National Park got so hot this year that park officials actually had to release a statement asking visitors to please not fry their eggs.
Apparently, hungry thrill-seekers have been frying eggs by the dozen, and now the walkways are caked with more sticky bird embryo than you can shake a stick at.
QUOTED.
"They told me the concept was to paint a picture of superheroes who protect the world."
--The dean of Thailand's top university apologized after students included Hitler on a banner of cartoon heroes. They might have gotten off easy for that one, but the Nazi salutes were a little too far.
Do away with rank: Class rank turns education into a competition (DTH editorial)
Leaders in Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools want class rank taken off student transcripts, and they should have the freedom to do it.
The State Board of Education denied their request to do so last year, but next time it should recognize the district's right to do what's best for its kids.
Emphasizing class rank encourages the wrong behaviors in high school. Trying to perform well in school is obviously important, but ranking students only causes already motivated students to be more competitive.
And high school is for exploring interests and developing skills, not competing for better GPAs.
Meanwhile, disinterested students are not going to be inspired to achieve by an empty academic ranking.
Even if they commit to themselves to academics and college admissions later in high school, their weakened class rank can unfairly jeopardize their chances in university admissions.
Other factors such as essays, extracurricular involvement, actual classes taken and leadership experience are far more important.
CHCCS should be encouraged to make this change for its kids.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/take-class-rank-off-the-table
The State Board of Education denied their request to do so last year, but next time it should recognize the district's right to do what's best for its kids.
Emphasizing class rank encourages the wrong behaviors in high school. Trying to perform well in school is obviously important, but ranking students only causes already motivated students to be more competitive.
And high school is for exploring interests and developing skills, not competing for better GPAs.
Meanwhile, disinterested students are not going to be inspired to achieve by an empty academic ranking.
Even if they commit to themselves to academics and college admissions later in high school, their weakened class rank can unfairly jeopardize their chances in university admissions.
Other factors such as essays, extracurricular involvement, actual classes taken and leadership experience are far more important.
CHCCS should be encouraged to make this change for its kids.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/take-class-rank-off-the-table
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Quick Hits/Daily Dose (DTH Opinion)
Golden Corral
A media hatestorm's been brewing since a brave patriot released a video last week of the way his Golden Corral deals with inspections -- by hiding all the raw meat out by the dumpster, of course. I'd be outraged, but honestly I can't be shocked anymore. I give up, dirty buffet place, I'll take all the human depravity and cold pizza you've got.
NC in decline
The New York Times published an editorial Tuesday on "The Decline of North Carolina," which is sad because it makes us sound like a dying relative or a destabilized foreign nation -- which we most decidedly are not, if our legislators have a say in it. We may be morally and socially regressive, but WE'RE AMERICAN GOSHDARNIT.
Gitmo respect?
In recognition of Ramadan, staff at Guantanamo Bay are starting to allow a few detainees to start seeing and socializing with some fellow subhuman prisoners again. Maybe the camaraderie helps make everything else bearable? My only other options for the happy thumb were Egyptian coup or plane crash, leave me alone please.
Lone Ranger racism
The Lone Ranger hit theaters and flopped like a dead buffalo this weekend, as expected. I can't speak for all of America, but the weekend after the Fourth is not when I want to be reminded of our nation's history of violence and colonial oppression -- especially when it's Johnny Depp dressed as a Comanche doing the reminding.
Pain makes for long memories
Talk about a crazy bachelor party -- nothing gives you one last sweet taste of singledom before marriage like being violently kidnapped. Oh wait, no, that's blood you taste.
For some reason a British groom's buddies decided ambushing and dragging their friend out of his car and away from his screaming fiancee was conducive to wonderful congenial memories for the future.
The jokers put him in a jumpsuit, tied him up and threw him in the car for more than 100 miles before letting him know he wasn't actually about to die, undergo torture or be affixed to some sort of human centipede.
The trauma gave him shingles and a doctor's order to stay awy from his new wife for a month, but boys will be boys, am I right?
NOTED.
President Barack Obama told a kid journalist at a state dinner that his favorite food is broccoli.
It could just be a harmless lie, but it's much more: He's teaching this kid a valuable lesson about misinformation and the modern media. You've got to be tough to not get grilled. Like vegetables. Mmm.
QUOTED.
"My dad is 63 years old, he was devastated."
--A Canadian woman went with her Lego-fanatic father to visit Legoland, but they were turned away as they didn't have a child with them. Now I know creepy wandering old men is a concern, but whatever happened to the magic, huh?
A media hatestorm's been brewing since a brave patriot released a video last week of the way his Golden Corral deals with inspections -- by hiding all the raw meat out by the dumpster, of course. I'd be outraged, but honestly I can't be shocked anymore. I give up, dirty buffet place, I'll take all the human depravity and cold pizza you've got.
NC in decline
The New York Times published an editorial Tuesday on "The Decline of North Carolina," which is sad because it makes us sound like a dying relative or a destabilized foreign nation -- which we most decidedly are not, if our legislators have a say in it. We may be morally and socially regressive, but WE'RE AMERICAN GOSHDARNIT.
Gitmo respect?
In recognition of Ramadan, staff at Guantanamo Bay are starting to allow a few detainees to start seeing and socializing with some fellow subhuman prisoners again. Maybe the camaraderie helps make everything else bearable? My only other options for the happy thumb were Egyptian coup or plane crash, leave me alone please.
Lone Ranger racism
The Lone Ranger hit theaters and flopped like a dead buffalo this weekend, as expected. I can't speak for all of America, but the weekend after the Fourth is not when I want to be reminded of our nation's history of violence and colonial oppression -- especially when it's Johnny Depp dressed as a Comanche doing the reminding.
Pain makes for long memories
Talk about a crazy bachelor party -- nothing gives you one last sweet taste of singledom before marriage like being violently kidnapped. Oh wait, no, that's blood you taste.
For some reason a British groom's buddies decided ambushing and dragging their friend out of his car and away from his screaming fiancee was conducive to wonderful congenial memories for the future.
The jokers put him in a jumpsuit, tied him up and threw him in the car for more than 100 miles before letting him know he wasn't actually about to die, undergo torture or be affixed to some sort of human centipede.
The trauma gave him shingles and a doctor's order to stay awy from his new wife for a month, but boys will be boys, am I right?
NOTED.
President Barack Obama told a kid journalist at a state dinner that his favorite food is broccoli.
It could just be a harmless lie, but it's much more: He's teaching this kid a valuable lesson about misinformation and the modern media. You've got to be tough to not get grilled. Like vegetables. Mmm.
QUOTED.
"My dad is 63 years old, he was devastated."
--A Canadian woman went with her Lego-fanatic father to visit Legoland, but they were turned away as they didn't have a child with them. Now I know creepy wandering old men is a concern, but whatever happened to the magic, huh?
An undemocratic state: Recent politics have given North Carolina a bad name. (DTH editorial)
Recent policies and tactics in the N.C. General Assembly have made North Carolina a subject of ridicule for the national media, and it is not without justification.
The sweeping abortion restrictions attached to a bill in the N.C. Senate last week attracted national attention for the underhanded and undemocratic maneuvers employed in trying to sneak the regulation past the public.
They affixed the restrictions late at night to a bill originally intended to combat Islamic law and labeled it the Family, Faith and Freedom Protection Act -- blatantly capitalizing on the patriotism of the week. And this week they're trying something similar.
But for Americans watching across the nation, N.C.'s legislature is just more of the same. Recent policies and practices have lumped the state in with Texas, Wisconsin and Ohio.
This trio of states has become increasingly known for regressive policies and slimy governmental practices -- especially in regards to women's rights. These are not the peers we want.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/an-undemocratic-state
The sweeping abortion restrictions attached to a bill in the N.C. Senate last week attracted national attention for the underhanded and undemocratic maneuvers employed in trying to sneak the regulation past the public.
They affixed the restrictions late at night to a bill originally intended to combat Islamic law and labeled it the Family, Faith and Freedom Protection Act -- blatantly capitalizing on the patriotism of the week. And this week they're trying something similar.
But for Americans watching across the nation, N.C.'s legislature is just more of the same. Recent policies and practices have lumped the state in with Texas, Wisconsin and Ohio.
This trio of states has become increasingly known for regressive policies and slimy governmental practices -- especially in regards to women's rights. These are not the peers we want.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/an-undemocratic-state
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Stay open, transparent: Folt has a chance to start a fresh, new chapter for UNC (DTH editorial)
Chancellor Carol Folt's arrival marks a significant transition for the University, and also a unique opportunity. As UNC moves forward and attempts to progress beyond recent scandals, Folt should set a new tone of transparency and accountability, both in treating their still-developing impacts and in handling similar problems in the future.
This is a pivotal time for the University as it addresses the recent stains on its record. And Folt, a veteran leader from the outside, is in the optimal position to proactively and aggressively tackle the problems at the roots of these scandals before they're ignored or forgotten.
And Folt is not the only new face in UNC's leadership. The collective base of fresh-faced University employees can and should bring light to past abuses without fear of blame or retribution.
This fresh administration has the opportunity to wipe the slate clean and set the standard for how the University will approach issues in the future. Folt can ensure that all problems that arise are thoroughly investigated and resolved with the administration's full cooperation.
Uncovering the extent of issues and their roots is always in the University's best interest, and a cooperative, constructive response when these sorts of problems first surface is better than dodging responsibility.
The former administration consistently shifted blame and slowed the release of any school records, all to avoid any substantive admission of fault. Instead of hiding behind FERPA or scapegoating a few faculty members for a greater problem at the institutional level, Folt can lead UNC in approaching every issue as a University -- rather than, for example, emphatically labeling a problem as "academic, not athletic," just to ward off deeper criticism.
Questionable academic practices in and around athletics departments represent a real, serious issue for many universities, and administrators should not shy away from it for fear of a little bad press -- not when there's an opportunity to serve as a role model for reform.
In the past, when University officials did try to address issues, they turned to expensive outside consultants for solutions, and sometimes only for confirmation that the issues indeed existed. Had administrators accepted problems immediately, instead of avoiding recognizing them until forced to by a third party, the costly hires would've been unnecessary.
The scandals are already rooted in the University community, and those most affected can speak out and help. The Sexual Assault Task Force charged with reviewing University sexual assault policies, for example, represents an earnest attempt to access these voices.
But the time it took for UNC leaders to admit a problem existed with current sexual assault policies and create the task force is embarrassing. A community-based approach to a resolution, however, is the only way to handle these sorts of issues responsibly and comprehensively.
Folt has already proven she respects and will respond to concerns of students and others in the community, exemplified when she canceled classes at Dartmouth last semester in order to encourage discussions of safety and social justice after widespread student protests.
Her position gives her the opportunity, and her record shows she's ready to take advantage of it. Transparency and accountability should be the fundamental principles moving forward.
If Folt doesn't act to change UNC's basic approach to controversy now, she'll only be setting up the University for more challenges and potential embarrassments in the future.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/stay-open-transparent
This is a pivotal time for the University as it addresses the recent stains on its record. And Folt, a veteran leader from the outside, is in the optimal position to proactively and aggressively tackle the problems at the roots of these scandals before they're ignored or forgotten.
And Folt is not the only new face in UNC's leadership. The collective base of fresh-faced University employees can and should bring light to past abuses without fear of blame or retribution.
This fresh administration has the opportunity to wipe the slate clean and set the standard for how the University will approach issues in the future. Folt can ensure that all problems that arise are thoroughly investigated and resolved with the administration's full cooperation.
Uncovering the extent of issues and their roots is always in the University's best interest, and a cooperative, constructive response when these sorts of problems first surface is better than dodging responsibility.
The former administration consistently shifted blame and slowed the release of any school records, all to avoid any substantive admission of fault. Instead of hiding behind FERPA or scapegoating a few faculty members for a greater problem at the institutional level, Folt can lead UNC in approaching every issue as a University -- rather than, for example, emphatically labeling a problem as "academic, not athletic," just to ward off deeper criticism.
Questionable academic practices in and around athletics departments represent a real, serious issue for many universities, and administrators should not shy away from it for fear of a little bad press -- not when there's an opportunity to serve as a role model for reform.
In the past, when University officials did try to address issues, they turned to expensive outside consultants for solutions, and sometimes only for confirmation that the issues indeed existed. Had administrators accepted problems immediately, instead of avoiding recognizing them until forced to by a third party, the costly hires would've been unnecessary.
The scandals are already rooted in the University community, and those most affected can speak out and help. The Sexual Assault Task Force charged with reviewing University sexual assault policies, for example, represents an earnest attempt to access these voices.
But the time it took for UNC leaders to admit a problem existed with current sexual assault policies and create the task force is embarrassing. A community-based approach to a resolution, however, is the only way to handle these sorts of issues responsibly and comprehensively.
Folt has already proven she respects and will respond to concerns of students and others in the community, exemplified when she canceled classes at Dartmouth last semester in order to encourage discussions of safety and social justice after widespread student protests.
Her position gives her the opportunity, and her record shows she's ready to take advantage of it. Transparency and accountability should be the fundamental principles moving forward.
If Folt doesn't act to change UNC's basic approach to controversy now, she'll only be setting up the University for more challenges and potential embarrassments in the future.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/07/stay-open-transparent
Quick Hits/Daily Dose (DTH Opinion)
Global raging
A massive string of serious protests have been sweeping dozens of countries around the world for the last month. Targets range from animal cruelty to government corruption, and tactics range from civil disobedience to self-immolation. If there's one thing we numerous, diverse world citizens can agree on, it's that we're pissed.
Waterlog flume
Chapel Hill and Carrboro briefly united to become one big water park Sunday, replete with extensive car-pools, wading areas and a tide pool at University Mall, not to mention a couple of downed trees to keep things interesting. Charging admission would've been smart, too -- we've got water damage like a sickly Bulbasaur.
Independent!
Today we wave little pieces of fabric and light things on fire to commemorate the day our stubborn, complicated country with a troubled past declared itself independent from its brutish, dirty uncle of a tyrannical monarch. We're still trying 237 years later to live up to the poetry our angsty teen self came up with, but progress is progress.
NC under the table
Legislators Tuesday tacked a set of comprehensive restrictions on abortion onto a bill orginally meant to ban consideration of foreign laws in state courts. No one will think to vote against it -- because you know how dangerous foreign laws are in America, right? Looks like our xenophobia and our sexism are breeding one ugly baby.
Elderly Chinese seeking friends
Sending your kids to keep your grandparents company is a time-honored tradition, but what happens when there's no one left even remotely interested in spending time with your elders?
A new law in China aims to fix this forever by forcing adults to spend time with their parents -- lonely old people a real, nationwide concern. The law promises fines or even jail time for Chinese people who fail to visit their parents "often," but many say it's vague and not enforceable. You just can't force people to love and care for their elders.
But maybe they could hire people to do it for them? They could even build resorts where the old people could all live together and just be each other's friends! Why haven't we thought of that? Oh, right.
NOTED.
An Arizona woman crossing the border was found with an entire pound of meth hidden in her pelvis last week.
My first question whenever anyone gets anything surgically removed is, "How on earth did it get there in the first place?" But I can honestly say I have zero interest in hearing the mechanics of this situation.
QUOTED.
"Full-figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."
--Porn company PureMature.com offered disgraced chef Paula Deen a six-figure endorsement deal -- no nudity. Only in porn are your beliefs truly irrelevant -- as long as you've got Deen's chops.
A massive string of serious protests have been sweeping dozens of countries around the world for the last month. Targets range from animal cruelty to government corruption, and tactics range from civil disobedience to self-immolation. If there's one thing we numerous, diverse world citizens can agree on, it's that we're pissed.
Waterlog flume
Chapel Hill and Carrboro briefly united to become one big water park Sunday, replete with extensive car-pools, wading areas and a tide pool at University Mall, not to mention a couple of downed trees to keep things interesting. Charging admission would've been smart, too -- we've got water damage like a sickly Bulbasaur.
Independent!
Today we wave little pieces of fabric and light things on fire to commemorate the day our stubborn, complicated country with a troubled past declared itself independent from its brutish, dirty uncle of a tyrannical monarch. We're still trying 237 years later to live up to the poetry our angsty teen self came up with, but progress is progress.
NC under the table
Legislators Tuesday tacked a set of comprehensive restrictions on abortion onto a bill orginally meant to ban consideration of foreign laws in state courts. No one will think to vote against it -- because you know how dangerous foreign laws are in America, right? Looks like our xenophobia and our sexism are breeding one ugly baby.
Elderly Chinese seeking friends
Sending your kids to keep your grandparents company is a time-honored tradition, but what happens when there's no one left even remotely interested in spending time with your elders?
A new law in China aims to fix this forever by forcing adults to spend time with their parents -- lonely old people a real, nationwide concern. The law promises fines or even jail time for Chinese people who fail to visit their parents "often," but many say it's vague and not enforceable. You just can't force people to love and care for their elders.
But maybe they could hire people to do it for them? They could even build resorts where the old people could all live together and just be each other's friends! Why haven't we thought of that? Oh, right.
NOTED.
An Arizona woman crossing the border was found with an entire pound of meth hidden in her pelvis last week.
My first question whenever anyone gets anything surgically removed is, "How on earth did it get there in the first place?" But I can honestly say I have zero interest in hearing the mechanics of this situation.
QUOTED.
"Full-figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."
--Porn company PureMature.com offered disgraced chef Paula Deen a six-figure endorsement deal -- no nudity. Only in porn are your beliefs truly irrelevant -- as long as you've got Deen's chops.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Quick Hits/Daily Dose (DTH opinion)
Get up, stand up
Texas Sen. Wendy Davis (D-Fort Worth) spoke before her state Senate for a nearly 11-hour filibuster Tuesday night to block comprehensive restrictions on abortion in the state. Not only did she stop the bill in its tracks, but Davis energized the progressive base and shot to national prominence literally overnight. All in a day's work?
Turnin' back the clock
The Supreme Court struck down a section of one of the most famous pieces of civil rights legislation in the 20th century Tuesday on the grounds that the South is no longer racist enough to be overly concerned about. Something tells me we might be getting ahead of ourselves? Paula Deen's generation is a rather vocal one.
The odd couple
As of Wednesday, American fugitive and whistle-blower Edward Snowden was still hiding in a Russian airport. Which, incidentally, is where P.J. Hairston will be in a little more than a week -- looks like all my heroes are going to be in one place! Too bad they're both facing criminal charges, but we'll be fine if the Russians just play it cool.
Paula pays piper
Celebrity chef Paula Deen published a series of YouTube apologies last week regarding her use of racial slurs and allegations of sexism and racism in her restaurant chain. She seemed genuinely sorry about the pain she'd caused -- I almost felt bad. But now is one hell of a convenient time for her to develop some empathy.
Pot-bellied pigs, but actually
If you thought grass-fed meat was already popular, just wait.
A pig rancher in Seattle has started using leftover stems, leaves and seeds from a marijuana dispensary to feed his animals.
Customers in blind taste tests say it gives the pork a "more savory" flavor, and a "marbled, fattier texture," but that might be due more to the drug's effects on the pigs, rather than the drugs themselves.
The drug-fed pigs gained weight 20 percent faster than the straight-edge ones, but not for the reasons you might expect. They don't eat extra food, but they spend most of their time lying around, barely lifting their heads. Some may think that's inhumane, but it just sounds like freshman year to me. Maybe the pigs like it? I'd just worry about their GPAs.
NOTED.
New research suggests dogs form bonds and respond to their owners much the same way babies do with parents.
They're just fuzzy infants who chew things and never grow out of the wild pooping stage, right? Of course, if we gave our babies rawhide bones and let them go on the lawn, they probably would.
QUOTED.
"What's north of north? Nothing."
--Sources close to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian say the newborn North West was named not to pun on the fabled sea route that inspired centuries of exploration, but because she is a high point for the couple ... But I get a feeling spatial orientation will be the least of her worries.
Texas Sen. Wendy Davis (D-Fort Worth) spoke before her state Senate for a nearly 11-hour filibuster Tuesday night to block comprehensive restrictions on abortion in the state. Not only did she stop the bill in its tracks, but Davis energized the progressive base and shot to national prominence literally overnight. All in a day's work?
Turnin' back the clock
The Supreme Court struck down a section of one of the most famous pieces of civil rights legislation in the 20th century Tuesday on the grounds that the South is no longer racist enough to be overly concerned about. Something tells me we might be getting ahead of ourselves? Paula Deen's generation is a rather vocal one.
The odd couple
As of Wednesday, American fugitive and whistle-blower Edward Snowden was still hiding in a Russian airport. Which, incidentally, is where P.J. Hairston will be in a little more than a week -- looks like all my heroes are going to be in one place! Too bad they're both facing criminal charges, but we'll be fine if the Russians just play it cool.
Paula pays piper
Celebrity chef Paula Deen published a series of YouTube apologies last week regarding her use of racial slurs and allegations of sexism and racism in her restaurant chain. She seemed genuinely sorry about the pain she'd caused -- I almost felt bad. But now is one hell of a convenient time for her to develop some empathy.
Pot-bellied pigs, but actually
If you thought grass-fed meat was already popular, just wait.
A pig rancher in Seattle has started using leftover stems, leaves and seeds from a marijuana dispensary to feed his animals.
Customers in blind taste tests say it gives the pork a "more savory" flavor, and a "marbled, fattier texture," but that might be due more to the drug's effects on the pigs, rather than the drugs themselves.
The drug-fed pigs gained weight 20 percent faster than the straight-edge ones, but not for the reasons you might expect. They don't eat extra food, but they spend most of their time lying around, barely lifting their heads. Some may think that's inhumane, but it just sounds like freshman year to me. Maybe the pigs like it? I'd just worry about their GPAs.
NOTED.
New research suggests dogs form bonds and respond to their owners much the same way babies do with parents.
They're just fuzzy infants who chew things and never grow out of the wild pooping stage, right? Of course, if we gave our babies rawhide bones and let them go on the lawn, they probably would.
QUOTED.
"What's north of north? Nothing."
--Sources close to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian say the newborn North West was named not to pun on the fabled sea route that inspired centuries of exploration, but because she is a high point for the couple ... But I get a feeling spatial orientation will be the least of her worries.
Address past injustice: Don't rush to celebrate progress on Rogers Road (DTH editorial)
Headlines cheering steps forward in redressing 40-year-old wrongs on Rogers Road are getting ahead of themselves.
It's been nearly 41 years since local governments promised that community a sewer line. And even if plans fo the new line proceed without further setbacks, it will likely be 2015 before work begins.
The landfill, which is only now about to close, stayed open 30 years longer than the historically black and low-income neighborhood was originally told. And residents say they're experiencing negative health effects from the landfill and contaminated well water.
Our failure to make good on our promises is embarrassing, and our sluggish response to health concerns is simply indefensible.
Leaders in Chapel Hill, Carrboro and Orange County should be applauded for working through the many bureaucratic obstructions that make this project so complicated. And the sewer line plans on the table are a good step forward. But nothing should be celebrated until we see material progress.
Financial issues have already limited the feasible proposals, but we need to ensure that the project in its final form truly helps the neighborhood.
It would be far too easy for us to congratulate ourselves now on the little progress we can see, and then to forget our concerns and let justice again be delayed into oblivion.
There will be time to celebrate when we finally see needs being met.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/address-past-wrongs-on-rogers-road
Thursday, June 20, 2013
More guns, less safety: The NC legislature should not ease gun regulation. (Daily Tar Heel editorial)
The N.C. General Assembly is trying to make it even easier to buy a handgun and carry it with you, but these relaxed gun regulations would be disastrous for public safety.
A bill that could soon land on Gov. Pat McCrory's desk would allow guns in locked cars on all public school and university property, which would endanger faculty, staff and students -- including children as young as preschool age.
School public safety departments would have a harder time responding to gun crimes, especially large-scale ones.
The bill would also let people buy handguns without a permit, and background checks would no longer be necessary for private gun sales.
Some legislators argue that expanding gun access would allow legal gun owners to defend themselves more easily -- but these guns could too easily result in impulsive, spur-of-the-moment aggression.
Proliferating deadly arms allows volatile interpersonal conflicts to fatally escalate without warning.
Any increased sense of security gained by arming residents is outweighed by these risks and the challenges looser gun restrictions pose to law enforcement.
McCrory should recognize what is at stake and veto the bill before more people are needlessly put in danger.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51c0d4b82148f
A bill that could soon land on Gov. Pat McCrory's desk would allow guns in locked cars on all public school and university property, which would endanger faculty, staff and students -- including children as young as preschool age.
School public safety departments would have a harder time responding to gun crimes, especially large-scale ones.
The bill would also let people buy handguns without a permit, and background checks would no longer be necessary for private gun sales.
Some legislators argue that expanding gun access would allow legal gun owners to defend themselves more easily -- but these guns could too easily result in impulsive, spur-of-the-moment aggression.
Proliferating deadly arms allows volatile interpersonal conflicts to fatally escalate without warning.
Any increased sense of security gained by arming residents is outweighed by these risks and the challenges looser gun restrictions pose to law enforcement.
McCrory should recognize what is at stake and veto the bill before more people are needlessly put in danger.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51c0d4b82148f
Quick Hits / Daily Dose (Daily Tar Heel Opinion)
Waffle House
Franklin Street will have its very own Waffle House starting Thursday morning. The shiny new interior has been visible to passers-by for weeks, and we expect it to stay that way for just about one more before everything's hidden in a thick layer of grime, syrup, chili and urine. Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe is so unthreatened it's hilarious.
An Irish tussle
The 2013 G8 Summit was held in Northern Ireland this week, marking serious progress for the region long torn apart by political and religious sectarianism. Eight of the most powerful nations in the world got together to recognize this history by endlessly bickering among themselves. But at least Putin wasn't awkward this time.
Bipartisan speeds
A bill in the N.C. House would allow the state to raise speed limits on select roads to 75 mph. It passed the Senate in April 45-1, and it's expected to roll through the House at breakneck speeds, despite the few critics desperately pumping the brakes. We're a little concerned for safety, but we're mostly just excited to see bipartisan support.
First signs of life
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) wants to ban abortions at 15 weeks because he says he's seen male fetuses masturbating. So that's a natural male instinct, but female fetuses are prudes? Nope, no interpretive bias there! I don't know what's creepier, how long he must spend staring at sonograms, or what he thinks he sees in them.
Worming: The hot new craze
Most middle schools have more than their fair share of impressionable, gross and unabashedly horny adolescents. But now young Japanese students are putting typical teenage sexual shenanigans to shame.
Teachers were curious when they started seeing kids coming to school wearing eyepatches, which are used to hide infections, but they had no way of knowing what was really going on until they saw it in action.
The students call it "worming," or "eyeball licking," which pretty much removes any hint of subtlety or ambiguity about what exactly it is. It's just an innocent display of affection, but doctors say it puts kids at risk for problems like pinkeye or eye chlamydia. You heard me: eye chlamydia.
NOTED.
A 65-year-old woman in Seattle gave up on her attempt to live on water, air and sunlight alone after 47 days.
She says she'll never know if the pain and vomiting were a painful withdrawal from an irrational addiction to food or just slow starvation, but who's to say those aren't the same thing? Oh right, doctors.
QUOTED.
"Tired of voting for rats? Vote for a cat."
-- Sergio Chamorro of eastern Mexico nominated his cat, Morris, for local political office, inspiring a slew of other animal candidacies across Mexico. And while corruption may be less rampant here, Tina the Chicken does sound enticingly trustworthy.
Franklin Street will have its very own Waffle House starting Thursday morning. The shiny new interior has been visible to passers-by for weeks, and we expect it to stay that way for just about one more before everything's hidden in a thick layer of grime, syrup, chili and urine. Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe is so unthreatened it's hilarious.
An Irish tussle
The 2013 G8 Summit was held in Northern Ireland this week, marking serious progress for the region long torn apart by political and religious sectarianism. Eight of the most powerful nations in the world got together to recognize this history by endlessly bickering among themselves. But at least Putin wasn't awkward this time.
Bipartisan speeds
A bill in the N.C. House would allow the state to raise speed limits on select roads to 75 mph. It passed the Senate in April 45-1, and it's expected to roll through the House at breakneck speeds, despite the few critics desperately pumping the brakes. We're a little concerned for safety, but we're mostly just excited to see bipartisan support.
First signs of life
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) wants to ban abortions at 15 weeks because he says he's seen male fetuses masturbating. So that's a natural male instinct, but female fetuses are prudes? Nope, no interpretive bias there! I don't know what's creepier, how long he must spend staring at sonograms, or what he thinks he sees in them.
Worming: The hot new craze
Most middle schools have more than their fair share of impressionable, gross and unabashedly horny adolescents. But now young Japanese students are putting typical teenage sexual shenanigans to shame.
Teachers were curious when they started seeing kids coming to school wearing eyepatches, which are used to hide infections, but they had no way of knowing what was really going on until they saw it in action.
The students call it "worming," or "eyeball licking," which pretty much removes any hint of subtlety or ambiguity about what exactly it is. It's just an innocent display of affection, but doctors say it puts kids at risk for problems like pinkeye or eye chlamydia. You heard me: eye chlamydia.
NOTED.
A 65-year-old woman in Seattle gave up on her attempt to live on water, air and sunlight alone after 47 days.
She says she'll never know if the pain and vomiting were a painful withdrawal from an irrational addiction to food or just slow starvation, but who's to say those aren't the same thing? Oh right, doctors.
QUOTED.
"Tired of voting for rats? Vote for a cat."
-- Sergio Chamorro of eastern Mexico nominated his cat, Morris, for local political office, inspiring a slew of other animal candidacies across Mexico. And while corruption may be less rampant here, Tina the Chicken does sound enticingly trustworthy.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
The dark future of cellphone bans? (Daily Tar Heel opinion column)
As with all authoritarian, dystopian societies, this one starts with something relatively reasonable and well-meaning. The year is 2015, only two years after the town of Chapel Hill reinstates a ban on cellphone use while operating a vehicle.
Even hands-free devices like Bluetooth are recognized as the profound sources of danger and distraction they are. (Officers themselves are exempt, of course.)
Officers aren't allowed to pull cars over for cellphone use alone. But they see no change in drivers' behavior, so they're told to watch drivers with cellphones extra carefully -- and it's not hard to find an excuse to pull someone over if you want to.
Pretty soon any sort of hand-held gadget or headphones immediately puts officers on the offensive, with or without a moving violation.
Several drivers get arrested for holding food after a new Taco Bell product is mistaken for the newest iPhone model.
One driver is arrested for swerving after spilling coffee on himself, and then the powers that be realize how distracting it really is to pick up fries and dip them in ketchup without looking. Anti-consumption laws follow shortly after -- all in the name of safety.
Without anyone left at liberty to call in, radio programs suffer in quality and ratings. They slip over the edge of relevance, where they had previously been teetering like disco at the drain or Jimmy Carter in the post-Reagan era. They plummet into obsolescence and obscurity, robbing many Americans of their jobs.
With rising unemployment and consistently exorbitant gas prices, carpooling is popular again. Road safety lobbyists realize that, despite their best efforts, people are still recklessly engaging other humans in conversation. They ban conversation.
Left with no one to vent to and nothing to tame their appetites, drivers silently implode with intensely concentrated road rage. Angry accidents turn out to be more violent and thus more deadly than the normal kind, and legislators quickly act to stem the rising tide of DWIs (Driving While Irate).
A government mandate requires new cars be built with a Breathalyzer that measures rage, ensuring that cars shut off if the driver accumulates too much adrenaline or testosterone in his or her blood system.
Increased regulation and reduced speeds bring the transportation system to its knees. Material commerce is frozen, and general infrastructure as a whole begins to collapse.
Fiscal stress and societal need spur technological advancement, and the self-driving car is perfected just in time to save the global economy -- not to mention those drivers still alive and on the road.
All's well that ends well? I think not. What was I talking about again?
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51b79f9a1c346
Even hands-free devices like Bluetooth are recognized as the profound sources of danger and distraction they are. (Officers themselves are exempt, of course.)
Officers aren't allowed to pull cars over for cellphone use alone. But they see no change in drivers' behavior, so they're told to watch drivers with cellphones extra carefully -- and it's not hard to find an excuse to pull someone over if you want to.
Pretty soon any sort of hand-held gadget or headphones immediately puts officers on the offensive, with or without a moving violation.
Several drivers get arrested for holding food after a new Taco Bell product is mistaken for the newest iPhone model.
One driver is arrested for swerving after spilling coffee on himself, and then the powers that be realize how distracting it really is to pick up fries and dip them in ketchup without looking. Anti-consumption laws follow shortly after -- all in the name of safety.
Without anyone left at liberty to call in, radio programs suffer in quality and ratings. They slip over the edge of relevance, where they had previously been teetering like disco at the drain or Jimmy Carter in the post-Reagan era. They plummet into obsolescence and obscurity, robbing many Americans of their jobs.
With rising unemployment and consistently exorbitant gas prices, carpooling is popular again. Road safety lobbyists realize that, despite their best efforts, people are still recklessly engaging other humans in conversation. They ban conversation.
Left with no one to vent to and nothing to tame their appetites, drivers silently implode with intensely concentrated road rage. Angry accidents turn out to be more violent and thus more deadly than the normal kind, and legislators quickly act to stem the rising tide of DWIs (Driving While Irate).
A government mandate requires new cars be built with a Breathalyzer that measures rage, ensuring that cars shut off if the driver accumulates too much adrenaline or testosterone in his or her blood system.
Increased regulation and reduced speeds bring the transportation system to its knees. Material commerce is frozen, and general infrastructure as a whole begins to collapse.
Fiscal stress and societal need spur technological advancement, and the self-driving car is perfected just in time to save the global economy -- not to mention those drivers still alive and on the road.
All's well that ends well? I think not. What was I talking about again?
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51b79f9a1c346
Ineffective extremism: McCrory should reclaim his record as a moderate (Daily Tar Heel editorial)
There is no clearer evidence of the polarization of North Carolina politics than the ongoing Moral Monday protests at the General Assembly, which represent an extreme leftist reaction to an extreme legislative agenda on the right.
Gov. Pat McCrory might not be the most popular figure in some circles, but he should use his central executive position to take the lead in guiding debate toward the center of the political spectrum.
And we believe he is fully capable of doing so. The Daily Tar Heel editorial board endorsed Pat McCrory for governor last year because of his record as a moderate willing to compromise.
He has not struck a moderate path so far, but it's not too late for him to live up to this promise. He should be unafraid to distance himself from polarizing rhetoric and reprimand extremist politics. This would allow him to approach conflicts from a more moderate political position.
McCrory has already spoken strongly against the protests, mostly by echoing comments made by fellow state Republicans.
He called them unlawful and blamed them on outside agitators from other states. He emphasized solidarity with other Republican leaders in stern opposition to the protests.
But he has also shown he can be reasonable and independent from the GOP in his recent resistance to certain General Assembly initiatives and budget considerations.
McCrory openly disagreed with the way the General Assembly neglected pre-K and mental health services in its budget proposals.
In his own budget proposal, he supported the UNC-system strategic plan and compensation for victims of the state's former eugenics program -- issues other legislators ignored.
But McCrory still needs to distance himself further from the radical right, and he should at least be sympathetic to protestors' basic concerns.
Only then can he attempt to bridge the partisan divide that precludes negotiation between the two bitterly opposed sides.
Some protestors hand out bumper stickers that say, "NOT A REPUBLICAN." N.C. Sen. Thom Goolsby (R-New Hanover) publicly labeled protestors "hippies" and "the loony left."
This kind of antagonism assumes no common ground and prevents civil debate. But if McCrory fully asserts himself as an independent, authoritative executive, there is at least hope for some compromise.
If the state government can navigate tight budget troubles and economic upheaval with some degree of concern for the progressive perspective, all of North Carolina will benefit.
This editorial board supported McCrory in the hope that he would bring a balanced perspective to the governorship, and we believe he still has the capacity -- and now the responsibility -- to fulfill this expectation.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51b7f333956df
Gov. Pat McCrory might not be the most popular figure in some circles, but he should use his central executive position to take the lead in guiding debate toward the center of the political spectrum.
And we believe he is fully capable of doing so. The Daily Tar Heel editorial board endorsed Pat McCrory for governor last year because of his record as a moderate willing to compromise.
He has not struck a moderate path so far, but it's not too late for him to live up to this promise. He should be unafraid to distance himself from polarizing rhetoric and reprimand extremist politics. This would allow him to approach conflicts from a more moderate political position.
McCrory has already spoken strongly against the protests, mostly by echoing comments made by fellow state Republicans.
He called them unlawful and blamed them on outside agitators from other states. He emphasized solidarity with other Republican leaders in stern opposition to the protests.
But he has also shown he can be reasonable and independent from the GOP in his recent resistance to certain General Assembly initiatives and budget considerations.
McCrory openly disagreed with the way the General Assembly neglected pre-K and mental health services in its budget proposals.
In his own budget proposal, he supported the UNC-system strategic plan and compensation for victims of the state's former eugenics program -- issues other legislators ignored.
But McCrory still needs to distance himself further from the radical right, and he should at least be sympathetic to protestors' basic concerns.
Only then can he attempt to bridge the partisan divide that precludes negotiation between the two bitterly opposed sides.
Some protestors hand out bumper stickers that say, "NOT A REPUBLICAN." N.C. Sen. Thom Goolsby (R-New Hanover) publicly labeled protestors "hippies" and "the loony left."
This kind of antagonism assumes no common ground and prevents civil debate. But if McCrory fully asserts himself as an independent, authoritative executive, there is at least hope for some compromise.
If the state government can navigate tight budget troubles and economic upheaval with some degree of concern for the progressive perspective, all of North Carolina will benefit.
This editorial board supported McCrory in the hope that he would bring a balanced perspective to the governorship, and we believe he still has the capacity -- and now the responsibility -- to fulfill this expectation.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51b7f333956df
Quick Hits / Daily Dose (Daily Tar Heel Opinion)
Oh, (Big) Brother
The National Security Agency has been amassing personal phone and internet records since 2007. Polls show Americans disapprove, but, then again, couldn't care less. In other news, Amazon sales of "1984" rose more than 6,000 percent last week. We're not concerned about totalitarian limits to our privacy, but we'd love to read about them!
A gun for every hand
A bill in the General Assembly would allow people to buy handguns without permits. Permits would still be required for concealed guns, but the guns could be taken virtually anywhere. Because if enough people have guns, the others with guns will be afraid to act? It's like a small-scale Cold War but more impulsive and unpredictable.
Waka Flocka whoops
A 53-year-old woman in Florida ended her three-year marriage because of a Waka Flocka Flame concert. Apparently aggressive black rappers tend to bring out her ex-husband's overtly racist side? They can be a trial for any marriage, but couples who survive are stronger for it. Wait, does this mean I have to like Waka Flocka now?
Stay away team
Violence at soccer matches in Argentina has led officials to ban fans from attending their away games. But all is not lost, as fans can just go elsewhere to watch the game and fight. And in the end, you don't even need a sporting event to brutally assault someone simply for wearing a certain label or color -- oh wait that's gangs.
Merits of a French education
Finding the line between "relaxed-quirky-cool" and "sweet-Jesus-creepy" has always been a serious challenge, especially for the French men of the world.
One math teacher near Paris slipped decidedly into the latter category when he played "Saw" for his class of 11-year-olds. "This will be your first horror film," he said to his students, right before he pulled out his hacksaw and spewed blood all over everything left of their childhood.
The teacher was briefly suspended while the school investigates. But even if he's never allowed in a classroom again, his face (not to mention Jigsaw's) is assuredly written into those kids' memories as if with a steak knife. A note to future educators: torture porn is usually a no-no.
NOTED.
An overworked banker in Germany accidentally transferred a client nearly $300 million when he fell asleep at his keyboard.
Well, I hope he kept his job. Poor bankers -- they work so hard, and they're never appreciated. It's really one of those thankless jobs you have to be passionate about.
QUOTED.
"There are too many tests."
-- Gov. Pat McCrory says excessive standardized testing wastes school time. Now that's the kind of hard-hitting, insightful analysis we've needed all along! What other shocking conclusions has he come to? Education prepares kids for the future? Teachers should be paid?
The National Security Agency has been amassing personal phone and internet records since 2007. Polls show Americans disapprove, but, then again, couldn't care less. In other news, Amazon sales of "1984" rose more than 6,000 percent last week. We're not concerned about totalitarian limits to our privacy, but we'd love to read about them!
A gun for every hand
A bill in the General Assembly would allow people to buy handguns without permits. Permits would still be required for concealed guns, but the guns could be taken virtually anywhere. Because if enough people have guns, the others with guns will be afraid to act? It's like a small-scale Cold War but more impulsive and unpredictable.
Waka Flocka whoops
A 53-year-old woman in Florida ended her three-year marriage because of a Waka Flocka Flame concert. Apparently aggressive black rappers tend to bring out her ex-husband's overtly racist side? They can be a trial for any marriage, but couples who survive are stronger for it. Wait, does this mean I have to like Waka Flocka now?
Stay away team
Violence at soccer matches in Argentina has led officials to ban fans from attending their away games. But all is not lost, as fans can just go elsewhere to watch the game and fight. And in the end, you don't even need a sporting event to brutally assault someone simply for wearing a certain label or color -- oh wait that's gangs.
Merits of a French education
Finding the line between "relaxed-quirky-cool" and "sweet-Jesus-creepy" has always been a serious challenge, especially for the French men of the world.
One math teacher near Paris slipped decidedly into the latter category when he played "Saw" for his class of 11-year-olds. "This will be your first horror film," he said to his students, right before he pulled out his hacksaw and spewed blood all over everything left of their childhood.
The teacher was briefly suspended while the school investigates. But even if he's never allowed in a classroom again, his face (not to mention Jigsaw's) is assuredly written into those kids' memories as if with a steak knife. A note to future educators: torture porn is usually a no-no.
NOTED.
An overworked banker in Germany accidentally transferred a client nearly $300 million when he fell asleep at his keyboard.
Well, I hope he kept his job. Poor bankers -- they work so hard, and they're never appreciated. It's really one of those thankless jobs you have to be passionate about.
QUOTED.
"There are too many tests."
-- Gov. Pat McCrory says excessive standardized testing wastes school time. Now that's the kind of hard-hitting, insightful analysis we've needed all along! What other shocking conclusions has he come to? Education prepares kids for the future? Teachers should be paid?
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Kids don't need cursive: Limited education resources should not be wasted. (Daily Tar Heel editorial)
Thanks to the N.C. General Assembly, the children of our state are going to leave elementary school thoroughly prepared -- for life in 19th-century America, maybe.
A bill passed last week will require schools to teach cursive writing and multiplication tables by the end of fifth grade. There has been no indication that Gov. Pat McCrory might veto it, but he should.
Despite how commonplace calculators have become, one could make a solid argument for the importance of basic mathematical skills like mental multiplication.
Mandating training in cursive, however, is a waste of time and money. And unnecessary additional requirements are the last thing state education needs after all the cuts the legislature has already recommended.
In our modern world of keyboards and texting -- where even email seems to be slowly losing relevance -- cursive writing serves no purpose. Students quickly lose these penmanship skills in middle school because they are given no reason to maintain them.
The practical purposes of cursive are dwindling. Beyond the required pledge on the SAT, the only benefit students might gain from maintaining these skills is a better personal signature or the ability to forge another's.
It might seem hypocritical to attack cursive training for not being directly practical while also supporting the liberal arts and other ventures that aren't oriented toward technical skills -- but there is a basic, fundamental difference between them.
Training in cursive consists of rote mechanical learning -- without any of the critical thinking or intellectual stimulation that comes with other "impractical" education practices.
Instead of taking even more time and money from classrooms all across the state, North Carolina should leave those resources to the educators themselves.
Standardized testing and budget constraints limit teachers enough as it is. How can we continue expecting them to fill their students with a love of learning and a sense of civic responsibility if we never stop piling on mandates and restrictions?
Cursive's historical place as a hallmark of elementary school education tells us nothing about its use or significance for us in this day and age. We should not let an antiquated sense of tradition drag down our children's education. A concern for their growth and development -- not nostalgia -- should be what ultimately guides policy.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51aecc11bbe0b
A bill passed last week will require schools to teach cursive writing and multiplication tables by the end of fifth grade. There has been no indication that Gov. Pat McCrory might veto it, but he should.
Despite how commonplace calculators have become, one could make a solid argument for the importance of basic mathematical skills like mental multiplication.
Mandating training in cursive, however, is a waste of time and money. And unnecessary additional requirements are the last thing state education needs after all the cuts the legislature has already recommended.
In our modern world of keyboards and texting -- where even email seems to be slowly losing relevance -- cursive writing serves no purpose. Students quickly lose these penmanship skills in middle school because they are given no reason to maintain them.
The practical purposes of cursive are dwindling. Beyond the required pledge on the SAT, the only benefit students might gain from maintaining these skills is a better personal signature or the ability to forge another's.
It might seem hypocritical to attack cursive training for not being directly practical while also supporting the liberal arts and other ventures that aren't oriented toward technical skills -- but there is a basic, fundamental difference between them.
Training in cursive consists of rote mechanical learning -- without any of the critical thinking or intellectual stimulation that comes with other "impractical" education practices.
Instead of taking even more time and money from classrooms all across the state, North Carolina should leave those resources to the educators themselves.
Standardized testing and budget constraints limit teachers enough as it is. How can we continue expecting them to fill their students with a love of learning and a sense of civic responsibility if we never stop piling on mandates and restrictions?
Cursive's historical place as a hallmark of elementary school education tells us nothing about its use or significance for us in this day and age. We should not let an antiquated sense of tradition drag down our children's education. A concern for their growth and development -- not nostalgia -- should be what ultimately guides policy.
http://www.dailytarheel.com/article/2013/06/51aecc11bbe0b
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